It was the Token Black Guy

So the holdout male juror was a black man. My how the plot twists and turns. It’s funny how, up until that news broke on Saturday, the internet was full of memes of a lone white male holdout against a sea of feminist hags and neutered white men. Now it’s crickets chirping in a lonely field somewhere.

The fact that the holdout juror was a black man makes perfect sense. Firstly, he would have got past the defendant’s lawyers during the juror selection process. Why? Because they assume that blacks will be on the side of woke, and they would have needed at least one token person of colour on the white jury otherwise it just wouldn’t be respectable. Like casting a black chick in a film set in Elizabethan England; yes, it doesn’t make any sense but we must follow the cultural rules, dear boy.

Next, he would have easily remained in the background on the jury itself. By now it’s common knowledge that the jury was run by two or three feminist hags, and since they’re racist they would have naturally assumed that the black man sitting in the corner was on their side. They would also have assumed that the black man was simple and he would need their feminist white brilliance to be able to even understand the finer points and complexities of a trial by jury.

But the clincher is when they began to realise that he wasn’t playing feminist ball. If he had been white then they would have been easily able to attack him using the guaranteed tactic to terrify all weak white men everywhere that is the dreaded misogynies. But strangely enough, black men are completely immune to the threat of being labelled a misogynist due to their holding of the trump card that is, you’re a racist if you accuse me of anything.

As the twelves jurors settled off in the jury room with their playing cards of Woke held in their hands, the slow realisation of the awful situation they were in must have filled the feminist harpies with horror. Their misogyny cards were useless and they had nothing with which to counter the racist card held by the black man who suddenly removed his cloak of black democrat meekness to reveal the awe inspiring and truly terrible sight of black rad trad.

That was why the jury folded in the towel so quickly on the deadlock. There was no way the feminist shrills could beat a black man with a conscience for three little murdered kids. And so like good feminist witches everywhere, they surrendered and then signed up for every seat on a talkshow and podcast that they could jam their wizened and bone hard butts onto so as to complain without cessation at how feminist justice had not been able to be served.

The memes have stopped because of how terribly awkward it is to realise that not one white man was able to stand up to the feminist hags with their outstretched claws of +4 misogyny. Only the token black guy possessed courage and a conscience. And a black ring of immunity to misogyny. It isn’t only white liberal women who have come out of this episode looking like the murderous demon worshippers that they are. Their meek and craven male enablers are somehow even worse.