Of Course Nuclear Weapons Aren't Real

But I still enjoy an occasional re-watch of The Hunt for Red October.

I recorded a podcast on the weekend with The Great One, and I’ll link to it once he gets around to putting it up. We got on the topic of nuclear weapons, and I opined in a most casual manner that of course nuclear weapons are not real, never have existed, and probably never will. My interlocutor was most surprised at my stance as he had never heard of such a crazy theory, and as such it had never occurred to him to question the propaganda. Never forget that the Western World’s propaganda is the very best propaganda in the history of the world, as most Westerners don’t even realise that it exists, that it manipulates them, and that they are subject to its nefarious effects.

The proof that nuclear weapons don’t exist is because for 80 years they have never been used. In the history of mankind, a nation has never been in possession of a weapon and then never used it, let alone multiple nations at the same time.

Hey, I’ve got this really bad-ass weapon so you better do what I say or I’ll use it on you, I swear!

Yeah? Well we’ve got the exact same bad-ass weapon too, but ours goes a little bit faster than yours so ha-ha, you suck. So you better do what we say or we will use our weapon on you!

And then lets have one of those nations, the USA to be exact, get into a big old war on the Korean peninsula, just five years after they supposedly used the bomb on poor old Japan. Does the USA drop the bomb on the capital of North Korea and end it all right there? Nope. They preferred to get into a four year land war with China instead. And not even win it. That just makes so much sense. Not.

Which they then repeated in Vietnam, but that one went on for an entire decade. I mean, come on, pull the other one. You’ve got all those big, massive, bad ass missiles but you prefer to use deforesting agents instead. You must really think that we’re dickheads.

Not to mention all of the money supposedly being poured into these missiles. The whole Cold War? Missiles that never got used? And then the Soviet Union broke up and fell to pieces and not one missile went missing? How is that even possible?

Or take South Africa, please take South Africa. As the country was about to be taken over by Communist blacks, the people with just about the worst impulse control on the planet, the powers at be had to come up with some sort of brilliant lie to get rid of their pretend batch of nuclear weapons, that the South African government had developed on the sly because that’s what you do when you’re hiding massive nuclear detonations. Their cunning plan amounted to “dismantling” their nuclear weapons and “securing” the highly enriched uranium. This had to be done because nobody in their right minds would ever believe that Communist blacks wouldn’t push the big red button when someone looked at them funny.

Pakistan and India also reckon that they have nuclear weapons? Pakistan. Just think about that for a moment. I mean, I know that Communist blacks have the worst impulse control in the world, but Pakistan is pushing it pretty bloody close. They also hate India and Indians with a passion, (although don’t call them racist you horrible white racist). Indians also hate Pakistanis and Pakistan with a passion. As well, these are two of the most corrupt nations on the planet. But hey, nobody has sold off anything for some terrorist somewhere to make a dirty bomb.

Did I say dirty bomb? Yes, in all of the years of terrorism and state sponsored terrorism, nobody has ever set off a small nuclear device stashed in a suitcase. I suppose that must mean that James Bond really is real. I can’t think of any other possible and rational explanation. Well done, James, old boy.

And then there is Israel. Oh boy. The chaps who run Israel are hell bent on bringing on the end of the world so their god can sort everyone out. And they have nuclear weapons. And it’s easier to list the countries in the Middle East that Israel hasn’t attacked. But Israel has never used their nuclear weapons. But they might! You better watch out, goy.

There is no way that these are real. They don’t exist. So, no; nuclear bombs were not dropped on two unspellable Japanese cities. Whose inhabitants conveniently continued living in the same cities immediately after the bombs. No pesky nuclear fallout for them I suppose. The photos? Oh, I don’t know. I’m sure that they bombed something. I mean, have you seen photos of Tokyo after it was levelled? More people died in that single attack than either of the pretend atomic bombs.

So why was the idea of nuclear bombs invented? I believe that the threat of nuclear weapons and warfare was invented and pushed in the period immediately after the end of the Second World War so as to promote mass nihilism among the populations of the First World. If you and all your family, and even your entire nation, could die at any moment in an awful nuclear explosion, then perhaps people will start behaving as if there is no tomorrow. A sharp rise in short term time preferences, perhaps. The perfect primer to usher in the Age of Promiscuity.

Fear as a weapon. We saw it during Covid; it was the same play but for a different outcome. The threat of nuclear weapons petered out in the late 80s, not because of the collapse of the Soviet Union, but rather because our overlords had no use for the threat anymore. The damage had already been done. The promiscuity and short term time preference behaviours were now firmly embedded in the populace.

This is why nuclear weapons never get updated. That the hardware and the silos are apparently still the same since the 1960s. Why would you need to update something that has never existed in the first place? The entire Iran War is based on a false premise. The Iranians have as much chance of developing a nuclear weapon as I have. None. Bugger all. Buckleys. Sweet FA. So put that in your nuclear chimney and smoke it.

UPDATE:

What were the chances that within minutes of publishing this post I would start getting comments from real life physicists? Incredible. Listen, science retards, I’m not talking about your science. I don’t care about your science. I am talking about real world observations of something that doesn’t exist because it has never been used. I don’t believe it. So go and stick your sciency calculations where the sun doesn’t shine.