Racism Beats Murder

If you're white then you're a racist, so you might as well embrace it.

There was an old joke, it went something like this:

What’s the definition of heaven? The police are British, the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian and it’s all run by German bureaucracy. What’s the definition of hell? The police are German, the cooks are British, the lovers are French and it’s all run by Italian bureaucracy.

Or something like that. I might have got a few mixed up there.

My first encounter with the mythical British constabulary was back in early May of the year 2000, when a mentally exhausted and very tanned young Australian arrived at Heathrow airport after spending over a year rafting in Uganda. You can read all about that in my bestselling first book, which has sold more copies than any winner of the Booker prize over the last ten years to be sure.

Anyhoo, I had struggled through the airport with my oversized backpack, my rafting sack and a laptop bag over my shoulder. Having a laptop back in the day was most unusual, particular for a chap of moderate means such as myself. As I stood outside on a bleak London morning, a bobby made his way up to me and gave me a friendly warning.

“Be careful with that computer bag, laddie. The thieves will have it off your shoulder before you know it.”

Or words to that effect. But I thanked him and his partner in policing most effusively for the warning, and then I headed off to the London Underground where my computer promptly got knicked within a couple of stops. (Only kidding, but I did use it to bash the head in of a gypsy who looked at me funny).

But a quarter of a century later, the quality of the British bobby has made that old joke rather rundown and forlorn. Word surfaced this week of a young native British lad who had been stabbed to death on the street by an Indian blowin sporting one of their oversized ceremonial knives of which they have the right to carry, as opposed to the locals who do not. When police officers arrived on the scene the Indian promptly played the trump card in the deck of minority privileges and screamed the word racist at his now dying victim who was bleeding out on the street.

And this is where things take a dramatic turn for the macabre, as the police promptly handcuffed the dying man and placed him under arrest, all at the word of the thug who was openly brandishing a large knife. The young man died at the scene.

There is more to the story, much more. But what I want to focus on is why the accusation of racism in our modern societies carries so much weight with those in charge. It is not because it is a real sin of any kind. What racism purports to be is a sin against the holy concept of multiculturalism. Therefore, a racist is someone who resists multiculturalism. If you, dear reader, do not like or support your wholesale replacement in your own country by hordes of incompatible immigrant invaders, then you are an awful racist.

Racists are the untouchables of our day. They would have been classed as heretics a few hundred years ago, but as of yet those who lord it over us cannot burn racists at the stake in the public square, although I am sure that they greatly desire to. What they can do is to brainwash those charged with policing us to consider racism to be the greatest sin of all time, greater than for example, murder, as in this case.

What has not yet been mentioned is the ethnicity or sex of the arresting officers. It cannot be taken for granted that they were your old fashioned traditional bobby, i.e. white and male. It is highly probable that their skin colour is not as ours. After all, for the accused to so promptly use the race card in an attempt to get himself out of trouble, it stands to reason that he saw an opportunity. Such an opportunity could well have presented itself if the officers on scene were also immigrant invader blowins.

The immigrant invader blowins are well aware of the power of throwing around the race card. While they themselves are some of the most racist people on the planet, they have no shame in taking advantage of the abysmal state of our countries, where white children as young as seven are taught in schools that only white people can be racist. Which is an incredibly racist thing to say in the first place.

The powers at be are terrified that the accusation of racism stands to lose its sting. I expect the accused to get off with a pretend finger wag and stern frown from the judge in question. The real lesson that the authorities want to perpetuate is that while it is a terrible thing indeed to stab a person to death on the street for next to no reason at all, as the person was a terrible and awful racist then what can you really expect?

At the end of the day, fellow white people, you are going to be damned as a racist no matter how much you get with their program. The colour of your skin damns you. As we are awful racists no matter what side we try to take, then the only sensible course of action is to fully become the racist that they automatically accuse you of being. I myself, however, am no lowly racist. I hate just about everybody.